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THE SECOND AMENDMENT - Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them.

Gun Facts -

The NRA -


Obama's Selective Outrage -


FREEDOM - Bill of Rights that protects a right to keep and bear arms Is one of the most sanctified American freedoms

Liberal Moonbats -

TAGS: liberal moonbats progressives democrats gun grabbers nra second amendment 2a assault weapons hippies hillary clinton bernie sanders supporters
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - November 3, 2015, 11:52 am
The guy posted it as a joke to see who would bite. He got blasted from the Right, and even had lefties agreeing with and applauding him LMAO
tommygun - October 14, 2015, 9:43 pm
That's hilarious! Stupid people are so entertaining

INFLUENZA VIRUS - It is deadlier than assault guns, why does not the Congress ban it?

CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - Exercising 2nd Amendment Rights at their monthly NRA Ladies Auxiliary meeting. (Women + Guns = Sexy)

Obama's Gun Plan -

Hillary's Hellacious Hypocrisy -

GUNS - The government will only come and take away your guns after they've taken away everything else.






OBAMA PREPARES FOR 2ND PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE - "I can't believe i'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter." ~Bill Maher

TAGS: romney bill maher second debate
Rating: 3.67/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 3:53 pm
Yawn. Can't even do cartoon baloons. Thanks for playing

SECOND AMENDMENT - Making sure that slave revolts get shot down immediately.

TAGS: gun control slavery second amendment
Rating: 2.14/5

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Cannabal - February 4, 2013, 10:12 pm
Your deflection is rote and unimaginative.
bgdog - January 24, 2013, 9:21 pm
That's got to be one of the best kept secrets in history. Where's your documentation? Go ahead and start calling me names, that's what your side usually does when you don't know what you're talking about.
Cannabal - January 24, 2013, 7:32 am
Why is that? Is it because I don't repeat the "tyrants take away guns" talking point?
Swampfox - January 24, 2013, 1:46 am
History is not your strong point.

Open Carry -

TAGS: guns firearms second amendment opencarry
Rating: 1.57/5

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Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 6:12 pm
All right, could you be succinct next time?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 1:17 am
Same thing
Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 1:04 am
I certainly have. Anything else?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 12:34 am
How about 'talking points'? Ever hear of that?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 10:14 pm
As someone who's merely produced about 25% of the posters that OTC, yes, I do, thank you for asking.
EmmaRoydes - June 11, 2014, 6:55 pm
You don't get out much, do you?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 6:38 pm
Funny, because this is the first place I ever done seen such a term, and from decidedly conservative-leaning posters, too.
OTC - June 11, 2014, 2:51 pm
Yeah, on the democrats side
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 5:34 pm
Isn't the term "Democrat narrative" a real big a**umption?
OTC - June 10, 2014, 8:53 am
In that case, it IS an a/ssuption
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 2:51 am
It's not an as'sumption if it's correct.
OTC - June 10, 2014, 12:00 am
You mean your a/s/sumption
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 8:22 pm
Oh, that was just a wild guess, but thanks for confirming my suspicions.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:39 am
But you watch Fox and listen to Rush?
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 2:29 am
And what would that be exactly, because I don't watch MSNBC or CNN.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 12:25 am
More like what MSNBC, CNN, Feinstein , Schumer, tells us it is
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:51 pm
The Democratic Narrative being what exactly? What Fox News or Rush Limbaugh tells you it is?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:48 pm
Now what make you ask me such a question?
OTC - June 8, 2014, 7:38 pm
Nooo, those people were on mind altering drugs? Say it isn't so, that would destroy the democrat narrative
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 7:24 pm
Does that mean that you favor a ban on antidepressants?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 6:43 pm
You know, it's funny that it turns out the shooters were on antidepressants before they went on their little shooting spree, but you won't hear the mainstream media cover that sort of thing, lest that hurt their advertising revenue.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Columbine. Just some kids cleaning out a school of dirty Christian kids. Thank God there wasn't a good guy there with a gun. Some of those nad ty christian kids might have lived. Cannabal, luv ya', mate. But you see where this is going.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:34 pm
Because all angry looking illegals show their distsain for American border security by buying two grande carmel macchiatoes... WHAT?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:33 am
and the refusal to enforce laws passed by congress. Remember the separation of powers where legislation is supposed to be done by congress, not the president?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:31 am
I guess you kind of overlooked the executive orders and agency regulations, didn't you?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:13 am
No, Congress is the one responsible for thoroughly violating the Constitution, Obama is just kind of there, just as Bush was just kind of there.
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:10 am
Why would you need a gun when someone is hosing down the mall? Can't you see they're cleaning it? Sheesh.
ipaprime - June 7, 2014, 10:55 pm
Well if it is at home locked in a closet when someone decides to hose down the mall your in. You need it then, so how do you get it?
OTC - June 7, 2014, 9:51 pm
Not what I had in mind, but thanks for repeating the democrat narrative cannabal
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 8:26 pm
Good idea. Why don't we just scrap the whole constitution and let whoever is president make all the rules? Oh, yeah, obama is already doing that
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 7:20 pm
Oh, yeah, those evil, evil lunatics that are trying to take all the guns away, because Obama the malevolent socialist dictator said so. Maybe the rightwing nutjobs should stop pretending they're cowboys in the Wild, Wild West.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 6:13 pm
These days, people open carry because of the lunatics on the left
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:44 pm
These days, people are in the Navy because of Godsmack, not the Village People.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:40 pm
Must be a Village People fan, sorry
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:32 pm
Weakest comment ever.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:30 pm
Come on, this is just a ph**o of the Village People nowadays
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:24 pm
Wow, those are some powerfully stereotypical conservative comments, even coming from you two.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 4:31 pm
I thought open carry referred to the tequila that the illegal was holding in the star bucks cups. You can tell the navy guy is not part of the obama administration because he has his hands in his own pockets.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 3:36 pm
Speechless... but I betcha the fat old Navy guy with his hands in his pockets or the angry looking illegal holding two grande carmel macchiatoes wil mess with him



The Second Amendment isn't for hunting. -

A citizen -


" TEACHER KNOWS BEST " - For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” - Adolph Hitler.

WE SHOULD STOP FOOLING OURSELVES WITH PRETTY WORDS. - The only reason the government wants to disarm it's citizens is so it can abuse them without fear of retaliation

TAGS: second amendment government guns freedom
Rating: 4.17/5

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Renza - February 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
Which bills were submitted/proposed attempting to disarm American citizens again?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
The government has wanted to disarms the American people for decades, it's just that they can't.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:30 am
Except that the government doesn't want to disarm its citizens.

POP-TART CONTROL - "The Day we Americans lose the right to make Pop-Tart guns is the very Day that we are all fucked!" ~That "Thomas Jefferson" Dude

TAGS: poptart gun control second amendment
Rating: 4/5

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PapaFox - March 31, 2013, 4:48 pm
Save the Tarts! :)

PREPARING FOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - F*ck the Color Crayons - I Got Adult Skills, Teacher.

" HISTORY DOES REPEAT ITSELF " - It also started with a 'shooting'.

CANADA THANKSGIVING DAY 2012 - We invited Mitt Romney And Big Bird For Dinner.

U.S.ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER - "I do solemnly swear to disavow all knowledge of the Second Amendment"



THE AMERICAN DREAM - Is it just a memory of better days gone by ?

Man of the People -

" SORRY BUT YOU'RE NUTS ! " - Federal gun legislation would greatly expand who qualifies as mentally ineligible from owning a gun.

CHICKEN - What are you waiting for? If your cause is so righteous, then why not storm the Capitol today?

EMPTY GUN STORES - The War on Terror is perhaps the best marketing campaign ever devised for the arms industry since the Cold War.

THE TYRANNOSAUR ROUND - Because the Founding Fathers foresaw that I would need to defend my country from threats like Godzilla.

TAGS: tyrannosaur round guns second amendment
Rating: 3.5/5

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Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:33 am
Don't forget the Draconians, Cthulu, and the cloverfield monster.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:33 pm
Rodan is real! Mothra was a secret experiment gone awry! :-D

Fruit Control -

TAGS: gun control second amendment watermelon
Rating: 3.4/5

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Doggit - April 25, 2013, 7:15 pm
That little spartan is hungry
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 6:04 pm
From the look on his face, I wouldn't DARE get between him and his melon! :-D

SECOND AMENDMENT - "Guns ain't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England outta your face!"

TAGS: gun control second amendment rights
Rating: 3.4/5

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Renza - April 1, 2013, 9:46 am
just a moment, let me try to remember the argument here, oh yeah. I believe its something like: The government has no business takin' what's mine, they can try to steal my moneys all they wants, but I has mah guns to protect mahself from their tyranny!
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 9:35 am
have fun when the Treasury come to collect their fees from you
Renza - April 1, 2013, 8:41 am
(clears throat) it's my second amendment right to own and use whatever gun I want however I want, they ain't gon' take my rocket launchers or my stockpile of grenades, or mah guns.
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:26 am
do you have the appropriate backround check and licensing for that weapon as is required by federal law?
Renza - April 1, 2013, 8:02 am
true, king George the third just kept busting into my apartment going on about tea and powdered wigs, and how we owe him back taxes for the past couple hundred years. I had to get a modified AR-15 to be fully auto to get him to go away.



TAGS: well regulated second amendment
Rating: 3.22/5

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crankyhead - December 26, 2012, 2:28 pm
...the topic the first time you commented on it. Makes you appear either disingenuous or ghoulish. I'm not sure which.
crankyhead - December 26, 2012, 2:27 pm
JG, here's one of those "support for changes to help those with mental health issues is getting equal footing with the calls that its a gun issue, guns need to be banned, etc." that you were asking about. A pity you chose to try and distract from...
fauxnews - December 19, 2012, 9:49 am
Amazing poster mate! Couldnt say it any better myself.
andy30 - December 18, 2012, 11:54 pm
Actually, if you don't have money, you generally don't get given a free gun on my tax dollars by a hospital. However, if you have the money to buy a gun, then mental health care should be just as affordable since that pistol is abut $500-$800.
JGalt - December 18, 2012, 11:14 pm
The nonpartisan Fraser Institute reported that 46,159 Canadians sought medical treatment outside of Canada in 2011, as wait times increased 104 percent — more than double — compared with statistics from 1993.
foxrecon19d - December 18, 2012, 8:23 pm
Great poster, cranks! 5 L's all the way.

MONOPOLY ON VIOLENCE - For all the gun-running that small-time arms dealer Yuri Orlov does, he can't even compete with "Fast & Furious."

TAGS: second amendment gun control government
Rating: 3.2/5

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Cannabal - January 16, 2013, 4:22 pm
I think you need to improve your literary comprehension.
arnnatz - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
I think you missed a question mark
Cannabal - January 16, 2013, 3:58 pm
How's this syntax for ya, Mr. Constitutionalist, you pretentious, home-schooled, Christian fundamentalist: you missed two commas in your latest post. Furthermore, "Beg your pardon" is an interjectory clause, you pseudogrammarian jerkoff.
TheConstitutionalist - January 16, 2013, 1:25 pm
If you are going to act like the spoiled 35 year old living in your parents basement at least be smart enough to use proper grammar. Beg your pardon is a statement thus needs a period at the end of that statement or a semicolon not just a comma.
Cannabal - January 16, 2013, 5:16 am
Beg your pardon, I meant to say c'unt.
Cannabal - January 16, 2013, 5:16 am
And you're a joyless ****.
TheConstitutionalist - January 16, 2013, 4:41 am
He doesn't do it any longer. Keep up on your history and current events. Or learn the difference between present and pasttence. Either way you look foolish.

SECOND AMENDMENT - "How the hell else am I supposed to protect my rumpus room from giant, Pre-Cambrian, man-eating worms?!"

TAGS: second amendment gun control tremors
Rating: 3/5

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Renza - April 2, 2013, 8:43 am
what do we do when they start evolving?
Doggit - April 1, 2013, 3:46 pm
Don't come whining to me to gain entry into my bunker when the worms come

THIS GUY - He still has his guns. Under the Obama administration. How very odd.

TAGS: gun control obama second amendment
Rating: 3/5

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Rudedog - April 3, 2013, 7:49 am
But he can play the opening chords to" smoke on the water".
PapaFox - April 3, 2013, 6:01 am
That is so wrong. :-D

My Guns -

ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER; GUN GRABBER - "Give it to me...come on...hand it over"

GUNS - Look, they don't kill people, okay? Obviously, it's the high-velocity bullets, people!

TAGS: second amendment gun control bullets
Rating: 2.71/5

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ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:24 am
nope it is the boogerhook on the bangswitch which does it

Second Amendment -

TAGS: second first amendment gun control
Rating: 2.14/5

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Cannabal - April 26, 2013, 7:36 pm
Look up "Establishment Clause."
Oyster - April 26, 2013, 6:34 am
Hey, where does it say separation of church and state?
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:17 am
so people will know what it is there to protect

CONSERVATIVES - They think the Second Amendment gives them the right to commit a violent coup d'etat.

TAGS: second amendment conservatives republicans gop
Rating: 2.05/5

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ipaprime - March 24, 2013, 6:09 am
not mad, it is just that in remark #50180 you have alledged that i have been impolite and i would like to see why from your point of view.
Cannabal - March 21, 2013, 11:56 am
Why umadbro?
ipaprime - March 21, 2013, 10:56 am
no. have i ever insulted you ore called you names?
Cannabal - March 21, 2013, 9:35 am
When did I?
ipaprime - March 21, 2013, 7:50 am
when have i insulted you or called you names?
Dlex - March 20, 2013, 11:48 am
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/teen-fatally-sh**-mistakenly-walked-wrong-house-163650001.html If that is what self-defence means, ...
Renza - March 20, 2013, 11:41 am
when did there become a difference?
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 11:22 am
That was clearly a sarcastic remark, but I will concede that it's hard to know that by Politifake's wacky-ass filter. And for all the mean-spirited **** I see on this site aimed at liberals, you're a fine one to report me for not being nice. 29667
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 10:45 am
oh by the way you have been reported for your last remark
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 10:43 am
ah now we see your true level of maturity
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 10:39 am
Will do, m**********r.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 10:38 am
believe as you will
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 10:10 am
On that I call bull****. Because that don't explain, for one thing, the PATRIOT Act; or the extraordinary renditions; or any other civil rights or liberties violation having occurred before or during the War on Terror.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 9:47 am
the second is what protects the rest
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 9:00 am
As a matter of fact, that is true. But I have to take quips with people who think the Second Amendment matters more than, say, the FIRST Amendment.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 8:25 am
post did not say nra just conservitives
Renza - March 20, 2013, 8:15 am
ah, that's why the NRA keeps proposing civil war... the coup d'etat is just a means of self preservation against the government... clearly...
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 8:06 am
no just to have the means to defend ourselves against any enemy, foreign or domestic
PapaFox - March 20, 2013, 4:49 am

Gun Control -

TAGS: obama second amendment gun control
Rating: 2/5

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Rudedog - May 12, 2013, 1:48 am
Although probably more applicable towards your protagonist.
Rudedog - May 12, 2013, 1:44 am
A gigantic tomato with ear muffs is a perfect me***hor.

sick irony -

TAGS: conservative republican second amendment guns
Rating: 2/5

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Cannabal - May 7, 2013, 1:46 am
Or maybe, just maybe, this was a satirical article from that archliberal news media outlet "The Onion."
Rudedog - May 6, 2013, 7:51 pm
Would like to know who were the "gun owners" that were "applauding" ? Sounds like extreme liberal manipulation or extreme stupidity.
PapaFox - May 6, 2013, 7:48 am
Sad but true :(

U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER - "Let me see if I've go this right.Hold right arm out and scream "Sieg Heil!".


TAGS: second amemndment says well regulated
Rating: 1.8/5

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crankyhead - December 17, 2012, 4:42 pm
Fox, for the record, I've absolutely no interest in disarming law abiding citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2012, 1:49 pm

......or maybe janitors? How about giving the students themselves guns? Yeah, that would stop the violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2012, 1:48 pm

The shootings are a direct result of mental illness, easy access to guns, poor security in schools and last but not least by a long sh** .....the sick idolization of weapons and gaining fame through violence. Are you suggesting armed teachers?...
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 6:18 am
Good one crankyhead. It's about time some perspective entered the discussion.
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 6:14 pm
One wonders...Just how does disarming law abiding citizens stop criminals? Remember, the shootings are a direct result of liberals disarming law abiding citizens.

Oathkeepers -

TAGS: oathkeepers second amendment fascist militia
Rating: 1.67/5

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Curlyrocks - May 7, 2013, 2:38 pm
Ohh come now not every right wing extremist group is evil. Just a lot of the people drawn to those groups who are evil.

GUN CONTROL - “There’s no reason why on the street today a citizen should be carrying loaded weapons." ~CA Governor Ronald Reagan

Duh 2nd Menment -

TAGS: guns firearms conservatism second amendment
Rating: 1.57/5

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Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:18 am
Yeah, I read he wasn't a very nice guy.
Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:18 am
When did I ever make such an outrageous insinuation?
Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:17 am
Don't mean "Green Crack," because that's a real brand.
OTC - June 15, 2014, 9:11 am
Crack pot?
steve1961 - June 15, 2014, 2:02 am
Are you implying that you are some kinda Marijoowanna-type reefer dude?
EmmaRoydes - June 15, 2014, 1:52 am
Pol pot?
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:50 am
Accuse? Why the persecution complex? And what kind of pot are we talking here, because the pot I'm familiar with ain't black.
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:50 am
Accuse? Why the persecution complex? And what kind of pot are we talking here, because the pot I'm familiar with ain't black.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 11:17 pm
Accuses others of political bias. Get's offended when the glove fits... No one accused you of the "polical bias" that you accused others of, Cannabal. So why you mad, bro? Your pot is just as black as the kettle you are accusing of being black
EmmaRoydes - June 14, 2014, 8:22 pm
Now that wasn't so difficult, was it. The first step is to admit that you have a problem.
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 6:08 pm
So what's my political bias again? Wait, wait, don't tell me--it's "Liberal-Socialist- Marxist-Democrat-Feminazi," yes?
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
"Your political bias?" d***, Pot. Isn't that Kettle awfully black
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 2:56 am
Your political bias makes you come off as a very humorless individual.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 12:15 am
Trying to figure this one out. Came to the conclusion this is a liberal Democrat female protecting her va-jay-jay against the Democrat invented Republican war on women, the only justifiable use of Duh 2nd Menment

GUN CONTROL - "I have never believed in the general practice of carrying weapons." ~NRA President Karl T. Frederick

GUN CONTROL - If you hate it so much, then why don't you get rid of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms?

Dana Loesch -

Karma is a b*tch -

TAGS: trump second amendment hillary shooting
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:09 pm
...For now, again, Hillary will be your NEXT President.If you think you can change of that here with comments on a messageboard,or trolling me, you are as delusional as I thought.As for me on this site,Im not hating on life.Winners dont have to {:^)Cheers
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:04 pm
...When people can ONLY agree to disagree, that is WHY we have elections. Trump WILL lose.You have the next 4 years of Hillary to think over how effective 'trolling' your country for a living has been for you politically...
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:03 pm
...you are here to troll. You still haven't offered real evidence for ANYTHING. Shame on me for giving this much attention so far. So my responses will be limited to you moving forward since you are too delusional and narcissistic to get the point...
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:02 pm
I don't get my news from tabloids like you do, mate. And it is clear we have to agree to disagree since your lack of logic and understanding of HOW evidence works puts you at a disadvantage in all of this,and wastes my time.You are not here to "debate"...
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:12 pm
If the UK is so preferable to the US, why are you in Colorado trying to learn how to walk and talk at the same time?
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:11 pm
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:10 pm
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:09 pm
And just where have I told you to "just google it?" I don't think you have the capacity to understand how to "just google it" so it would be a waste of time to tell you to do so.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:26 am
So, it's Hillary's fault that Trump thinks Obama was born in Kenya? Read the article, doesn't say "Hillary started the birther gig" And even If Trump gets his talking points from Hillary,you should already be getting used to Hillary being your President.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:20 am
Correlation does NOT equal causation. If for your Logic 101 class, as your refutation you hand the teacher for your evidence a single line saying "just google it" not only do you STILL get an F+ but you also get kicked the f*** outta school.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:18 am
*yawn* Again, the childish tactic of YOU posting a random link rather than presenting 'real' evidence (i.e."Compared to 22 other high-income nations, the United States' gun-related murder rate is 25 times higher.") Truth = U.K.much better than the U.S.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:15 am
...their own worst enemy. P.S. You can list a hundred links. Stacking the deck, a fallacy, isn't 'evidence' of anything. REAL 'direct' evidence is evidence. Show me some, maybe we will talk.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:12 am
Wasnt asking you what his birth certificate said.I was asking you what YOU think.Nice dodge.And while Trump and you folks have no proof of rigged elections or ISIS Presidents born in Kenya,ALL this is proof that Trump supporters are (intellectually)...
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:44 am
Hmmm, not so good is it?
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:44 am
Now let's see how well gun bans work. Just for fun, we'll use the UK statistics. http://crimeresearch.org/2013/12/murder-and-homicide-rates-before-and-after-gun-bans/
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:38 am
Oops, that's a place you can read about the necessity for a tinfoil hat. Required reading for hillary fans.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:37 am
So do yourself a favor and get a new hat: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IO02024/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1#nav-subnav
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:34 am
I guess that means that you live in a conspiracy world where everyone just cuts and pastes (except you, of course, Mr DNC Talking Points). Now the only thing you have left is to claim the government is conspiring against the government.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:32 am
The birth certificate that obama released says he was born in Hawaii.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:27 am
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:22 am
Your girl hillary is the one that started the birther gig, not trump.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:22 am
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:19 am
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:18 am
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:16 am
Sources: http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS15000000
ImmutableTruth - August 12, 2016, 7:15 am
When the ones in 'control' tell one side to 'tone it down, or else', then tells the other side to 'go ahead and say whatever you want, we got your back...nudge, nudge, wink, wink' that's how you get the rise of folks like Donald Trump
ImmutableTruth - August 12, 2016, 6:59 am
Funny. You are completely fine when someone uses words like 'RebubliKKKlans' and 'conservitards'and refers to a US presidential candidate's wife as a 'who're'. But use a variation of the proper name Benjaminh and LOOK OUT!
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 9:09 pm
Nice dodge, Captain Talking Points. This is clearly a game to you guys and the truth is your enemy. Not sure how calling the election "rigged" here will change the reality of a Hillary Presidency. Enjoy your denial
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 8:45 pm
Wow, you really gave that copy paste shortcut on your computer a workout, Captain Talking Points. A bunch of unsourced conspiracy theory rubbish. Here's a pop quiz for you - where was Obama born? Or is Trump too far up your arse to speak for yourself?
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:59 pm
and I haven't even mentioned the tremendous growth in the number of people on food stamps or the $400 million dollar ransom that your boy obama gave away to iran.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:56 pm
and now we have obama bringing in people from known terrorist nations without any vetting.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:55 pm
that should have been 94 million out of the work force, not 84 million
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:54 pm
Add to that the fact that Eva Peron, er, I mean hillary wants to continue obama's piss poor policies and you have a winner...for ISIS.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:52 pm
$19.3 trillion dollar deficit, 1.2 percent GDP growth. Yeah, glad you finally see the light on obama.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:51 pm
If by survive obama, you mean watch the country go down the toilet, yes, I agree. 84 Million out of the work force, ten percent of the work force underemployed, 5.9 million involuntary part timers, 2 million who have given up trying to find jobs,
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:46 pm
As I've said all along, you live and breathe DNC talking points, excuses, and trump slamming. You aren't original in your thoughts. I can look at the DNC website and see the basis of all of your posts.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 6:22 pm
Republicans, gun-owners, Ronald Reagan's daughter, former secret service, the list goes on...ALL saw through Trump's stupid joke/threat. Arguing about it here (of all places) won't change that reality,or the damage he's done to his campaign.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 6:17 pm
What is with you guys saying "all the liberals?" Many independents AND Republicans (some in office even) are admonishing Trump for his behavior. You seem to "conveniently" forget that. He's losing water WITH EVERYONE. Gonna tell me they're liberals now?
JohnGalt - August 11, 2016, 5:41 pm
Where Hillary used actual words, while Liberals interpret what Trump said, which also could have been also interpreted as 2nd amendment people resisting politicians, getting their @$$e$ to the polls to keep Hillary out, etc. Libtards jump to conclusions.
JohnGalt - August 11, 2016, 5:38 pm
I guess all the liberals are conveniently forgetting when Hillary suggested her reason for not dropping out of the 2008 race was that Obama might be '@[email protected]$$inated" like Bobby Kennedy, or when Biden also brought up the topic.
ImmutableTruth - August 11, 2016, 8:07 am
At any time, day or night, if anyone posts anything that threatens the fragile bubble of your narrative, fauxy, you HAVE to respond ASAP. You are compelled to, as if brainwashed. You aren't the king of this site, fauxy. You are enslaved to it. Cheers...
ImmutableTruth - August 11, 2016, 8:03 am
So, fauxy, your schtik is to cry "loser" and "projecting" then write something that you copied from someone else who got bored of using and abusing you and kicked you to the curb where you remain to this day? Amirite?
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:19 am
Yes, only a miserable idiot ruled by sociopathic illness and rage would ever (stupidly) think Trump would EVER be an acceptable candidate. Hillary? Lousy, but we'll survive here like we did Obama. But glad you finally see the light on Obama.Cheers,bloke
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:14 am
As for your sudden pivot that you suddenly don't like Trump...well, your past excuses for him followed Trump and RNC talking points very closely. Excuse me if I'm skeptical. But the smart faction of the human race accepts your gracious concession.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:12 am
And I did 'recheck' the polls. Of course they will tighten a little after the convention subsides. But the trend and the large deficit are too big to ignore. He's still losing and the odds are extremely stacked against him. He's a goner.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:11 am
Nate's follies don't affect the work of others there, even if it hurt their brand. Plenty of independent voices at 538 with good a***ysis. I too didn't listen to Silver about Trump. Why? Because I listened to the polls which predicted Trump would win.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:09 am
Yes, Nate Silver is the founder. No,he's not fivethirtyeight.That's idiot's logic,mate. a***yst Harry Enten writes for thme, does work there. David Wasserman, Clare Malone, etc. The article BIB listed wasn't a***ysis by Silver. And it was a sound article.
xyzzy001002 - August 10, 2016, 10:19 pm
that being said, neither trump nor hillary is an acceptable candidate. If Johnson wasn't for open borders, he would have my vote.
xyzzy001002 - August 10, 2016, 10:14 pm
And, you might want to recheck the polls. Trump is beginning to gain on hillary again. Slowly, but still gaining.
xyzzy001002 - August 10, 2016, 10:12 pm
Nate Silver is the founder and editor in chief of fivethirtyeight. In other words, he IS fivethirtyeight
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2016, 9:31 pm

Enough with the Ben/Benji stuff.
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 8:42 pm
I even listed a right-leaning site,seeing as you need your news dumbed down for you www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/08/10/battleground-map-shifting-in-clinton-s-favor-for-now.html Don't worry.It even features minor trivial spin,to give you more false hope
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 8:29 pm
Trump is clearly on track to lose in November. You boys will have plenty of time until then to invent less boring&lame excuses than that.
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 8:22 pm
That was Nate Silver, hun. Not 538, which houses several a***ysts. Which I agree was stupid of him.He didn't listen to the polls.I listed a link from Harry Enten on the average of all polls. Trump is losing big across them solidly. That's reliable
xyzzy001002 - August 10, 2016, 7:55 pm
Hahahahahaha! FiveThirtyEight.com. The same ones who kept saying from the beginning that Trump wouldn't get the nomination. Really good, reliable site. hahahahahaha!
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 7:49 pm
and... http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-polls-arent-skewed-trump-really-is-losing-badly/ The immutable truth hurts.
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 7:46 pm
The immutable truth behind why you are so bitter: Donald Trump IS the laughing stock of America (all you can do about it is project that shame&blame onto us, loser) http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-polls-arent-skewed-trump-really-is-losing-badly/
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 7:42 pm
You are so bitter over your candidate losing you have resorted to putting words in people's mouths? You can only hide behind delusions for so long.America is laughing all right, at Trump for looking stupid daily with these screw ups.He's alienated America
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:59 pm
So... both fauxnews and truthteller decide to completely destroy their credibility by saying (in thier own words)that Donald Trump should be "locked up" for doing nothing. Secret Service does nothing. Fauxnews looks absolutely stupid. LOLfor all Americans
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:48 pm
Source, ftaruuxtnhetwesller?
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:44 pm
Like Donald Trump, you serial-trolls are serial-sore-losers who are not long for this world or here.You sore-loser can cry on each others shoulders when Hillary is your President come November.Real men have to carry on.You can have the last word, brother
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:44 pm
Yes, Benji-boy. Beg children to defend you. Beg em', boy. Because. You know. You are pretty proud of your inability to defend yourself and your inability to come up with an original thought. So, cower behind a child, Benji-boy.
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:41 pm
Republicans and Democrats and independents are lock step in denouncing Trump's actions. Not just these either. He's week long gaffee-ah-ppoloza has been getting rave reviews from everyone. Only a handful of you brainwashed Trump trolls don't get it.
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:39 pm
Sanders himself admits the election was NOT rigged. He agrees, as everyone does, that the system is broken. Trump's candidacy wouldn't be possible without that fact. You are just embarrassing yourself, troll. Like Trump you make up sh**,hope it sticks
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:36 pm
Bernie Sanders...ahem...
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:36 pm
ha ha ha. We will try not to. Promise! Talk to you later brother.
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:35 pm
I was pretty proud of that too,if I do say so myself. Catch you two later. P.S. You can play with "ImmutableTruth" now if you want. Just don't break my 'toy', K guys? Cheers :^)
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:33 pm
Well, I know my daughter and I aren't laughing our a** off at Fauxnews. That was an "epic pawn" [my daughter typed the last part, she educates me on this] Thanks for keeping it real, Ben. Have fun at work!
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:31 pm
"Maybe so?" So you admit that reality did not comfirm to the Democrat pary narrative that you were brainwashed to believe? Donald Trump did not commit a crime. And by saying ,"Maybe so" you admit that your narrative failed you, Benji
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:30 pm
I would've continued with my "original" shtick to count your comments (read:more original that you realized) like bluelivesmatters was doing to me but,alas,he couldn't get past "fifteen posts" poor thing.(see#81147) Thank you for playing {:^) Cheers (2/2)
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:30 pm
As for my "longevity",and your insecurity over it,you rinse-wash-repeat trolls are my pinky-finger's trophies(i.e.Proof of WHO is the "laughing stock" here by 'everyone'~SEE#81321)There was a reason I stopped counting at "fifteen" comments earlier...(1/2)
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:30 pm
As for the source,that's what started all of this: Trump's 'second-amendment-remedy'talk.Trump's ego was the source.And everyone from major Republicans to former USSS and USSS agree on that.Trump simply took the coward's way out,and lied his way out of it
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:28 pm
* s u c k i n g
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:26 pm
With Trump sinking in the polls this badly and publicly imploding on the campaign trail, you are fun reminder with your sad little man's syndrome on display here - trying to talk sh*t but s****** on sour gr'apes - of who is suffering embarrassment here.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:25 pm
Source, Benji-boy? Show everyone your source for Donald Trump calling for "violent revolution against tyranny."
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:23 pm
Rigggggght. Like having star of "[email protected]" Chloe Grace Moretz as the cop in my meme satirizing LOCK HER UP wasn't a dead-giveaway. Then again, you guys dishonestly think if Trump loses, the system was rigged. As if you'll ever listen to the truth.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:19 pm
And he continues to be free embarassing you and laughing in your face as your credibility withers away with your pathetic inability to prove how the Secret Service needs to jail him.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:15 pm
"I never said they would lock up Trump" said the Democrat propagandist who personally created a meme saying "Lock him up" Credibility fail. You're soaking in it. Truth fail. Yeah, that too. Common sense epic fails? Read fauxnews' posts.
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:07 pm
As for the secret service failing me...they did me good here. They confronted Trump and he shamefully p*ssying out like a kid on the school yard. He backed down on his call for violent revolution against tyranny and pulled a Hillary. The shame is on him.
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:05 pm
Maybe so. Donald Trump is losing and too stupid to realize why and how (hint:he's doing it to himself). If he's laughing, it's one of insanity - he's just too sociopathic or mentally-ill to see the writing on the wall.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:03 pm
Every time you see Donald Trump on television, Benji-boy, he is laughing at you. You made a complete public fool of yourself with your stupid meme, Benji. Yet the Secret Service failed you, Benji. They did not comply with your mental illness, Benji
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:03 pm
Also, notice how you bailed on the USSS argument like a coward after I owned you on that with the TIMES source, clearly showing you HOW it works. I get it that you should be in special ed on this subject. Sorry I was speaking over your head earlier
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:01 pm
Really now? lolololololol...Let's try out YOUR logic then. Every second that Hillary Clinton is NOT in jail, completely destroys you Trump supporters' expert credibility on her lying to the FBI. Guess she's innocent. I didn't realize you are #forher X^D
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:59 pm
Every second that Donald Trump is not in jail, completely destroys your expert Secrect Service credibility, Benji-boy
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:59 pm
Already listed it above. http://time.com/4445735/former-secret-service-official-donald-trump-is-pretty-close-to-the-edge/ You were too busy melting down and being insecure to notice it. I posted it here for you again, child :^)
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:57 pm
Still waiting on your SOURCE of how the Secret Service operates. You know, Benji, your only lifeline that will safe your (LOL) credibility.
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:53 pm
Maybe your bitter anger over it (and my "longevity" here at your expense) makes you stutter my name. But, no, outside of mocking the lame "Lock her Up" Trump mantra, I only think Trump should be locked up if he confesses to the truth.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:49 pm
Hmmmm...fauxnews. Ben. Benji. Benny-boy. You never said "Lock him up. Trump for Prison" for something that the Secret Service ignored. Know you know why you are the long standing laughing stock of this site
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:49 pm
A REAL man would've owned it, and gone to jail to defend his right to fight back against tyranny (if he truly believed it - like the Oregon militia'bravely'though ignorantly did).Now we know that Trump was all talk and no action.He's ignorant AND cowardly
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:45 pm
Like I said, they would investigate Trump (which is embarassment enough). If Trump backs down from his tough talk of violent revolution and lies like a coward, trying to spin his words into a weakknee'd call for voting, the shame is on him (and you).
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:43 pm
I never said they would "lock up" Trump. I was mocking the lame "Lock her up" Trump mantra. I did however destroy your argument with sources (you claim I didn't have) and understanding on HOW the USSS work. You dodged it, and p*ssied out like Trump.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:41 pm
The problem is the Secret Service did not follow your expert, all-knowing, not-brainwashed, wisdom and lock up Trump. Because, Benji, you know, they aren't mentally ill
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:41 pm
...So, there you go. As I said,the USSS investigates threats.I provided sources that they did. And CNN sources that Trump lied about such meetings. You right,I'm taking away YOUR last chance for self-respect and credibility,conspiracy boy X^D
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:39 pm
...Yet, Trump (like you) goes off to mentally-ill conspiracy lands and lies about it. Trump lied, saying"No such meeting or conversation ever happened," Trump tweeted in response to CNN's report...
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:39 pm
...A US Secret Service official confirmed to CNN that the USSS spoke to the Trump campaign regarding his 2nd Amendment comments. "There has been more than one conversation" on the topic, the official said...
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:38 pm
So, Benji-boy. Here is your last chance at self respect, self esteem, and credibility. Tell everyone how the Secret Service operates inside the bubble world of your Democrat party narrative
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:38 pm
The problem is: you will dismiss any facts or reasoning on the subject with your mentally-ill reasoning and perchance for conspiracy theory...
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:36 pm
I can list plenty of sources www.cnn.com/2016/08/10/politics/trump-second-amendment/ or...http://time.com/4445735/former-secret-service-official-donald-trump-is-pretty-close-to-the-edge/
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:33 pm
What? No sources to give you credibility? Tsk, tsk, tsk, Benji-boy. Without sources you continue to expose yourself as DUN!DUN! DUN!...a typical leftist troll with no credibility regurgitating leftist propaganda, Benny-boy
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:27 pm
LOL... Benji, Benji, Benji... you destroyed your credibility with this meme, then obliterated yourself with your own comments. Yes, you have longevity with this site. But as a laughing stock. Mic drop in BOOM!

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